...but I think I could do better than CNN.com's Mallory Simon managed to do with this sentence:
"Personal trainer and fitness expert Robert Dothard said making exercise available and enjoyable in your home means reaching an audience of people who often feel embarrassed walking in to a traditional gym for fear of being embarrassed." (italics added) Jigga what?
Entire article here.
Update: The sentence has been corrected to read "who often feel embarrassed walking into a traditional gym."