Thursday, December 20, 2007

I actually said this in response to a story I heard today

"I cannot imagine the circumstances under which I would have to chase a midget out of my kitchen. How could a midget be in your kitchen eating directly out of your crockpot and without your knowledge? What has to happen to a person to get to the point where you just stumble upon something like that?"

4 comments:

bird said...

Questions is why would a midget think its ok to just eat right out of a crockpot of a person they didn't know!

Smitty said...

I know, right? And the eating was totally premeditated: the midget had to climb up on a chair to reach the countertop where the crockpot was!

Lisa said...

Jigga what?

coryq said...

Did Laura tell this party? 'Cause I know she associates with midgets all the time.

And I would be interested in hearing this crockpot eating midget chasing story.