My parents' romantic plans for Valentine's Day? Candlelit dinner perhaps? Some chocolate-covered strawberries? Maybe a moonlit dance somewhere? Not quite.
"Your dad and I decided, the heck with his ear*, we're going to order a pizza for the first time in over a year!"
Whoa, slow down kids.
*My dad suffers from tinnitus (constant ringing in his ears) and finds that a low sodium diet helps, hence no pizza in a year.