P-Funk got a call from her ex the other night. Turns out their hamster had died. Damn lesbians and their joint custody of pets! This is the first time I've ever heard of a hamster though. So she was kinda down and I suggested we stay in a watch a movie instead of going out as planned. So what movie did I choose?
Probably the only movie in existance with an extended hamster funeral scene.
Smooth move Smitty.