In related news...file this under You can't make this shit up.
Courtesy of the crazy rat lady:
"My god. I am so in love with this photo! It’s Rick Santorum & his family…it almost looks like it’s straight out of a Christopher Guest movie or something…"
If you are even going to own a doll at that girl's age, it stays in your bedroom on a shelf, not tucked under your arm at Republican Headquarters.