Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Looking at my nephew...

...I start to think that maybe, just maybe, there is more than sand and cobwebs in my womb after all.

7 comments:

CoryQ said...

Are we supposed to guess what is in there if not sand and cobwebs? Is it bigger than a bread box??

Besides, being an aunt/uncle is better (as far as i can tell from the avuncular perspective) than being a parent because you can teach 'em bad stuff then hand them back to the parents to deal with.

Smitty said...

Well, I can tell you one thing I pray is not located in/on/near any of my reproductive organs. I used to work in a Dr's office and there was a book on strange OB-GYN disorders. My favorite would have to be the Dermoid Cyst, whereby an unfertilized egg gets confused and tries to divide and turn itself into a fetus, but all you get is a lump of hair and teeth. Hair and teeth.

CoryQ said...

Ok, that is disturbing for a lot of reasons. Seriously. Not right.

So, it IS smaller than a breadbox then? and it isn't a ball of hair and teeth (shudders)...

I'm going to guess a distrubitor cap for a 1978 AMC Eagle.

Smitty said...

I was thinking something more lush and hospitable. Like say, soft green fertile moss (this is me begging/daring you NOT to make some kinda comment that in anyway alludes to any kind of "growth"). Even spiderwebs sound better than what you're suggesting.

coryq said...

I was under the impression that I was supposed to guess what you were storing in that space (with almost no hints I might add). Now I am supposed to suggest things that aren't growths that are in there? I am flummoxed over the rules of your strange 'Guess what's in my insides' game.

Anonymous said...

Sand?! How the hell does sand get in there?! I'm alarmed!

~kelsey

CoryQ said...

I would assume sand gets in there by either spending waaaay too much time on the beach or by use of a funnel. Either way, I think this post is completely out of control.