I just got word my friend was caught sending personal emails (to me) while at work. Her boss told her, "I see you and Karen are very good friends. I've been reading your emails."
To which my friend said she turned beet red.
So I went back to my inbox to review today’s exchange.
The last email I sent before her boss pulled her aside included the phrases, "Maybe if you stop sniffing my socks, these dreams will cease" and "Whatever, you were totally making out with my severed head, don't lie!”
Those sentences seemed so innocuous when private and so entirely creepy now that they've been exposed.